SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE.

in the end the wife finds out that mrs doubtfire is in fact the ex-husband, but learns to accept it.

Aeris Dies (Not really)
So does Xavier (He comes back too)

Hostel, the half American lives in the end and the other two totally job in the beginning.

>>8826598
OH MY GOD, YOU ASSHOLE

tyler durden and the nameless main character are ACTUALLY THE SAME PERSON

At the end of Titanic, the boat sinks.

the ship sinks.... the guy dies...... the old lady looses her gems

Gomer Pyle Kills Gunnery Sergent Hartmann!

Rosebud is a sled

The Village is just a small group of depressed people's idea of utopia.

They got all depressed cause people they know died, so they contracted with the government a section of land in a national park, had it secluded (even made it a no-fly zone) so they and their offspring could live away from the "madness" and the "terror" that the modern world is.

Their kids were born in there, and were lied to their entire life ... they think it's colonial america or some shit.


It was a half-assed romance, a half-assed suspense, and an assed horror. It makes it not a good movie to watch ... i just saved you all 2 hours of boredom.

Kevin Spacey is Keyser Sose

Harry learns that Spider-Man is Peter Parker, then he finds his dad's Goblin equipment.

The Bride's real name is Beatrix Kiddo. She confronts Bill, kills him with the 5-point-palm-exploding-heart-strike-oh-God-the-hyphens, and reunites with her daughter.

My advice: just watch volume 1 and pretend that was the whole movie.

Aragorn and Legolas have hawt gay sex.

Silent Bob dies in clerks 2

pretty much everyone in ran dies

Wonka gives the factory to Charlie.

>>8826675
I never intended to watch that movie, but wow. That's retarded.

The trainer killed the guy and stole the Pink Panther Diamond, and Clusou knows Chinese.

Boromir dies.
they destroy the ring.

Donnie dies.

E.T. isnt really an alien, he rapes the kids

Jesus dies but comes back to life.

Bruce Willis (Dr.Malcom Crowe) is dead.

Bill and Ted get an A+ on their history assignment

>>8826763
I'm so sad.

I intentionally avoided all spoilers to the movie because I like to be surprised.

Watching that movie, and seeing how shitty it was made me emo ... i feel like slitting my wrists.

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

Vader is Luke's father.

>>8826564
The woman and boy aren't the monsters. They're the wife and son of the psychopath who turned into a yokai after murderering them because the wife was a whore. The wife and the boy were just trying to warn all those people to stay away, because the husband was coming.

tracy's head.

>>8826826
No... that can't be true... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tyler Durden is Jack

His name is Robert Paulsen.

spoiler: there is no spoon

In the omen everyone drinks slurpees and
sip tea.

Bunni is a porn star, and has all the money. Lebowski just wanted more money, so he laundered it by using the Dude.

Hart's War:

The trial's just a distraction. Just before the sentencing several prisoners escape and destroy a German war factory. The German Colonel is about to execute everyone, but Bruce Willis comes back and sacrifices himself.

George and the gang get enough money to save the station, and give it to Big Lewie when the channel 8 guy is busy bragging.

THE DAMN DIRTY APES BLEW IT UP!

>>8826867
Donny dies.

Nicole Kidman, her children, the butler, and the maid are all dead.
They haunt the house.
They are "The Others".

She's a Man.

wolverine kills jean grey

>>8826908
No, the apes didn't blow it up. The anti-technology bent the apes took was to prevent the developement of nuclear weapons, so that they would be able to be a peacful society.

turns out king kong wasnt that bad of a guy

eventually it becomes february 3rd.

Bruce Willis is a ghost.

Blade Runner:

Batty saves Deckard before dying, Deckard runs away with Rachel, that is a replicant.

Also, in the Director's Cut release there is a scene of Deckard dreaming about an unicorn that turns Gaff's last origami into a hint about Deckard being a replicant too.

Bruce Willis kills all of the terrorists

will's father dies.

>>8826899
Then Bruce Willis sacrifices himself again to save the earth in Deep Impact.

They finally get to White Castle. After having a rightous feast, Neil Patrick Harris pays for their meal, Harold gets enough self esteem to tell his coworkers to fuck off, and he gets to kiss Maria. Kumar goes to medical school.

Forrest finds out he has a kid and that Jenny has aids. Jenny dies.

They blow up the Madison Square Garden and kill Godzilla, but one egg was left unharmed.

>>8826729

God damn, if you're not kidding.

Jesus dies in passion of the christ.

Teddy was using him so he could get rid of criminals named John G.

God was in the body of John Doe Jersey. Bethany figures it out and kills him, releasing God in enough time to kill Ben Affleck.

Everybody dies except Ripley (Sigourney Weaver). And Jones the cat. And another alien.

Napolean rocks out.

Back... and to the right.

the code is APPLE
and that sophie jesus's last relative

the 21st chapter is missing

Spike dies

Oh wait-

Royal dies, and it brings the family together again.

I'M SPARTICUS!

he built a fucking time traveling train. on steam.

>>8827021
also dantes is engaged
jay is a born again christian

Willard (Martin Sheen) kills Kurtz (Marlon Brando) with a machete and becomes a kind of god to the villagers.

>>8826564
Everyone but Shaun and his girlfriend dies, being saved by the british army.

Sharon and Rose never escape the "foggy" reality, Cybil is burnt like a human marshmallow.

>>8827038
Alanis Morissette is God.

>>8827114
in flannel undies

The black man dies.

Thelma and Louise drive off a cliff.

To keep up with the Bruce Willis theme we got going:

Bruce escapes Nakatomi Plaza after having foiled the terrorists. The last terrorist is trying to sneak up on him, but Carl Winslow guns him down. No episode of Family Matters is ever the same again.

>>8826946
>>8826905

Great Movies


Reemer and Coop make up on the board of peace and the Beers win the Denslow cup, therefore keeping the team and saving BASEketball as a sport.

in the end it turns out that the narrator has the "innsmouth look" too

Michael's daughter is shot and killed at the opera. Years later, Michael collapses and dies.

It was all a dream.

>>8827068
Dyke spies.

The good guys win.

The bad guys win.

ferris lives.

Milla Jovovich punches Nemesis in the face.

She girl was actually a guy

OPTIMUS DIES

Jet Li gets to chat with the heavily-guarded emperor after killing his top three assassins. Romeo describes how he did so (exceptional skill) in flashback. The emperor corrects him; the truth is that Romeo convinced all of the assassins to throw their matches so that he could as a award get close enough to and kill emperor. Also, the third assassin has a hobby of calligraphy and was once upon a time himself about to kill the emperor but backed out for unknown reasons.

HERO DIES AS A HERO

CHINA RULES SUPREME

The old lady and the lawyer are the black slves who used hoodoo magik to transfer their souls from person to person.

>>8827226
>>8827226
THREAD OVER.

They find sarah connor

The zombies win.

Leeloo is the fifth element.

Tom Cruise's wife was actually the bad guy's translator in a mask.

>>8827036
No, actually it's this:

Leonard finds and kills the guy who raped his wife ... but he doesn't remember it. He realizes that he won't remember killing the rapist, so before he forgets he jots down a few pieces of information about Teddy. He does this because he thinks he needs a purpose in life. Chasing after someone else will keep him busy for a while.

The question is: What will he do after he kills Teddy? He already has shitload of tattoos concerning the guy (Rapist + Teddy). It's doubtful he'll be able to keep going now, the tattoos will just lead him back to the dead man Teddy. And He'll forget what he's doing before he's done having the tattoos removed.

Chihiro gets her name back, and identifies her parents as none of the pigs the witch puts forth. They then proceed to their new home.

slothrop just kind of fades away

geli uses witchcraft to save tchitcherine from his climactic meeting with enzian

they launch gottfried in the 00000

if anything is resolved, it's not really apparent

Helen Hunt... no sorry... Jodie Foster succeeds in building the alien device and goes through a wormhole, seeing her father on their world. But all the cameras picked up was her falling straight into the ocean. No one believes her story.

Austin and Dr. Evil are brothers.

They found Nemo.

The guy who owns the video store is actually the head vampire, not the leader of the gang.

Spoiler: the Matrix sequels sucked balls

Nobody dies in Warcraft 3 except that dickface blade guy, and Nisha

this thread is made of victory and spoils

All of the 300 Spartans die.

>>8827382
and all the vampires

The kid's sister dies in post-firebombed Japan, and then her brother gets depressed and dies too.

Hannibal escapes by masquerading as a dead guard, using the guy's face as a mask.

>>8827390
lol
And some become crippled

Maximus gets stabbed by the emporer right before he finishes him off

Jake and Elwood get the money to the assessor, but are arrested again.

They all get arrested for killing A Famous Historian, and never find the grail.

everyone dies, but not really

souseseki and hina ichigo stay dead, though

>>8827295
more like

simon pegg was the star of the movie.

not a movie but ZARATHUSTRA DIES.

They're all various personalities clashing together in a schizophrenic's head. The Doctor thought this would be the best, but it turns out the Murderer personality wins: he killed the others, and takes control of the body.

The little boy was the murderer personality.

in soviet russion dumbledore kills snape

>>8827399
Grave of the Fireflies? HOLY HELL I HAVENT WATCHED THAT

HAHAHA JET DIES IN SONIC RIDERS 2 PAGE606PWNED

The fifth element is love and they save the planet and then bruce fucks her.

Vincent dies, Jules becomes a bum, and Butch rides off into the sunset. The one winner in a story of losers.

here's a spoiler: YOU WILL DIE ALOOONE!

Brian gets crucified.

Jesus dies

They outwit Headly Lamar and his gang, saving the town of Rockridge. It's at this point that Black Bart and the Wayco Kid ride off into the sunset.

Sephiroth comes back, he and Cloud battle. Cloud eventually defeats him, but Sephiroth hints at returning again.

Everyone who has the weird earth-disease is cured.

Maria dies

the jews all die.

Sharon is a sort of incarnation of Alessa.
The police officer dies, the cult people die, and Sharon and her mother end up in some weird alternate reality.

rick gives up pretty much everything so that ilse and victor can escape from the nazis

Pink may play ball next year, but he will never sign the pledge.

Bob and Doug find out that everything was Mastermined by Brewmaster Smith so that he can take over the company and the world. However a batch of the bad beer still gets out to October Fest, which they take care of. Brewmaster Smith and his lackies get arrested.

Gary ends up out acting Alec Baldwin and Kim Jong Il thus kills Baldwin with a semi-automatic. Sarah then kicks Il off the balcony and he gets impaled on a German's helmet. As the real Kim Jong Il-a roach from the planet Gyron-escapes, the team celebrates.

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH

In SAW III , wayne brady chokes a bitch.

The little evil girl slices the old cult lady in half through her vagina. The fog from Silent Hill stays with the Mom and her daughter all the way home. They walk into their house while her husband is home, but neither of them can see each other because they're in another 'dimension' or something. Roll credits. The end.

L dies. Mello and Near accidently join forces in the end, but catch Kira (Mello dies). Ryuk kills Light. Matsuda is a badass.

The reavers were the negative result of the government trying to create a chemically controlled utopian society.
Book Dies.
Wash Dies.

>>8827757
Best Movie Ever.

Kuwabatake Sanjuro comes back after getting his ass kicked and defeats the bad guys. When it looks like he's about to kill the inkeeper, he instead uses his sword to cut the ropes off of him. "Abayo," he says, and walks away.

Tsubaki Sanjuro outsmarts the bad guys. The main villain challenges him to a duel. They stare each other down, draw swords, and Sanjuro kills him in a spray of blood. "Abayo," he says, and walks away.

SHADOW IS NOT AN ANDROID PAGE606PWNED

>>8826996
That's Armageddon you cock!

you never do get to play as snake again

it gets really fucking tripped out, then there's like an hour of exposition

by the end you're just hitting buttons over and over again, saying "please just shut the fuck up"

and suddenly, there are closing credits

Nicholas Cage's brother dies in Africa.
His parents disown him. His wife leaves him.
He gets arrested but gets away scott free because he sells guns to politians and world leaders.

>>8827812
Who the fuck was that chick at the end?

>>8827927
Then spoil Deep Impact you cunt.

Sleepaway Camp: IT'S A MAN, BABY!

Robin Williams gets his toy factory back with the help of his friends.
And his sister is a clockwork android.

>>8827987
Uh...like...most of the world gets nuked by it...and some live underground...the boy goes back to save the chick...I think they live the initial impact but I bet they die later from lack of food, etc.

Clerks:

Dante's girlfriend sucked 37 dicks...

>>8827967
No one knows...

>>8828054
in a row

>>8827864
Agree'd

Rowdy Roddy Piper blows up the satellite dish broadcasting the subliminal alien signal then dies

Mr. Pink is the only one that lives, but he gets arrested.

The martians are defeated by their inability to handle Slim Whitman.

>>8828109

Or the bacteria in our water

Jesus dies on the cross.

7 days isn't the time until you die. Its how long you have to make a copy and show it to a friend.

Erin Brokovich proves the water caused cancer and everyone gets money.

Syndrome gets sucked into a turbine via his cape

The dead guy in the middle of the room is actually the perso who locked them up. The person watching through the cameras is actually also a victim of the game. The doctor saws his foot of and dies, the guy watching the screens gets killed by the photographer and the photographer is left to die in the room.

SPOILERS: this is how to solve the Bridget Test

Littlefoot and friends find their way to the great valley.

The main female character is the great-great-great-great granddaughter of jesus himself.

John Stewart and Danny Devito plan to take out Edward Norton and launder his money. However the Irish Mob tells Norton this at the last moment. Robin Williams saves Norton from a crack-addicted assassin. John Steward and Danny Devito get killed.

>>8828283

NOOOOO YOU FUCKER

I RENTED THAT FOR TONITE AND EVERYTHING

The black guy causes Jason to fall into earth's orbit, back into Crystal Lake.

the chick who survived in the first movie is actually the person controlling the game.

the dudes son is in the safe where the police tortures the badguy.

the policedude gets locked inside the room of the first movie for ever

>>8828256
this misses THREE FUCKING WALLS

Stewie changes his future.
Niggers are black.

Buzz and Woody become friends and team up to get back to Andy

They manage to recall all the planes with the code OPE, but one of the B-52s had it's radio damaged and still dropped a bomb, thus triggering the doomsday device and destroying the world.

DC leads FBI agent Zeke back to the bankrobbers holdup moments before they are going to kill their hostage. She is saved. Patti ends up with Gregg.

Mario and Luigi save both the Mushroom Kingdom and the real world after doing battle with Dennis Hopper.

After bombing a group of feeding zombies, the cities survivors come out and celebrate. Remaining zombies walk away, and Riley's crew drives to Canada

Simba fights Scar and wins. Then he has furry sex with Nala

Damien is the antichrist

>>8828465
best worst movie ever

Ricky pisses everyone off by burning all the opium. The beats the four guardians and shoves the head warden in a meat grinder. He then breaks down the prison wall and lets all the inmates escape.

The Average Joes win the tournament and buy Globo Gym. White reverts to being a complete lardass.

in "an inconvient truth" global warming overcomes the earth

>>8826720

I wish....

>>8828219
WINRAR

Peter, Edmund, Susan and Lucy defeat the White Witch and reign for many years. They then return to England and are the same age as when they started.

He gets hitched, sells his toys on eBay, and loses his virginity.

Ron Burgundy covers the panda giving birth story. He gets his job back, everyone lives happily ever after.

Jesus dies.

All the Samurai die, and Tom Cruise wanders off to live in Japan and fuck a dead guy's wife.

Liz and Shaun live happily ever after, while Ed becomes a zombie and lives in Shaun's tool shed, being forced to play Timesplitters 2 forevermore.

in Voluptuous Sex Kittens 6.5 the main character have sex

the computer realizes that the only way to win is not to play at all

>>8828525
The scene where ricky's girlfriend kills herself was the funniest thing ever.

gandalf is jesus LOL

>>8828525
Liu??

goku gets off namek

The kid and "Mister" find the kid's ma half-way through the movie, but the whore of a mother had already started up a new family! They have a heartwarming journey, at the end the kid says goodbye to "Mister", and asks his name. It was "Kikujiro".

And Vader was totally Luke's dad, and Leia was his twin sister. And Chewbacca once met Yoda.

Oh, and Jay and Justice kiss before she's hauled off to jail.

Oh, and Jesus dies, and that’s it. You don’t get to see his spirit fly off into heaven, he just DIES.

And Liam Neeson is in a train while it falls off the broken tracks and into some building. You think, "yeahhh, but I bet he's still alive", and then it EXPLODES!!! And at the end some cop shows Batman a card left buy some criminal. The card? The JOKER!!!

Zorro frees moots people from the mine, and then has sex with Carmen Electra

Oh, and Neo dies, but so did that chick he was banging. The movie doesn't really end, there's just this stupid truce between man and machine. So you know the machines probably did the logical thing and slaughtered them.

Napoleon dances great and so Pedro becomes class president, or something.

Scotty becomes evil. And bald.

It turned out that white people needed Mexicans more than we realized.

It was the police officer! He was once in gigolo school, and in a moment of passion he exploded his dick with a PENIS pump. So he couldn't please women, OR SO HE THOUGHT, and hated all the other gigolos. Deuce got the gal, and gave the leg to some lady to use as a bong. Norm McDonald still wished he had a sitcom.

With the power of Christmas spirit, Buddy saves Xmas!

And John Travolta never got raped in the ass, but the black guy, his boss.. he got it baaad.

Ernest dies

Goku dies a bunch of times

Spike dies, I guess

Well, Predators win, I guess. The girl and the last living predator of the hunting group take the Queen out, but the “he” dies, I forget the fine details, but the we/Predators win.

Will Smith and The Fly destroy the aliens and smoke cigars.

Jean goes psycho and kills Scott, but in the end Logan kills Jean. The Prof died… OR DID HE?!??!?! NO, HE DIDN’T!!! YOU FRICKIN IDIOT, YOU SHOULD’VE STAYED FOR THE CREDITS!! And Jugernaught sounds like Fat Bastard. “Get in mah bellah, bitch, I’m Jugah-nauwt!!!!111”


The RV trip turned out to be better than the Hawaii trip in a very predictable way. He quits his job after telling his boss he can blow a donkey, and gets a new, possibly better job.

Rocky beats Ivan Drago, winning the hearts of the formerly ice-cold Soviet crowd in the process.

>>8826729
Dante dies in the orginal cut

everyone who above this line will die alone
--------------------------------------------
Oh shi-

You die, alone.

He exposes the rogue Kryptonians to red sun radiation, then sends them to the Phantom Zone.

Steve is still shattered at his son's death and Wes Anderson leaves us with a somewhat unresolved ending.

It turns out the Ukranian guy's father was one of the citizens enlisted by the nazis to kill the jews during WW2. Also, the last living jewish survivor from the town that was wiped out collects things that the jews burried. The ukranian guy's father commits suicide.

Mulholland Drive -

The first part of the movie up to the main character waking up is all a dream of her justifications and fantasies. She hired a hitman to kill her ex girlfriend, goes insane, and kills herself.

the gangs returned to class and became honor students

cyndi was rescued in time to finish her shopping

yes... all was once again peaceful in river city

>>8828886

with magic cellophane

>>8828909
finally someone explained it to me

>>8828909
Oh.. because I thought the movie was a bunch of artistic bullshit that made no sense. This clears things up.

>>8828948
yep

the butler and maid fly off with dead frankenfurter, leaving dr. scott, brad, and janet behind. and rocky dies too.

End of Evangelion-

Nobody truly understands what happened.

4CHAN DIES